• Myleene Klass Forced to beat off intruder with Oscar....... Whilst Posh Lumley Forces Gorvernment to appologise at knife point... One Rule For them and Another For US...!!!
•Two brand new tunes available for FREE from us. Just click the link to download the tune!!
Monster MistakeClick here to download Coming RoundClick here to download.Click Here or the Icon To Be Taken To ITUNES Directly.
•HOWLING DOWLING AKA CRUCIAL CHRIS HAS GONE BARKING MAD OVER MP`S EXPENSES SCANDAL & WILL BE STANDING IN THE GENERAL ELECTION IN BARKING.
•HAVE YOU SAY ON THE 6TH OF MAY...!!
•So, the leadership and the cabinet have all flown to exotic locations all around the world on a fact finding mission, too see what affects climate change has on the tradional British deck chair.
•They will be recalled to come home as soon as the general election date has been set.
•The final manifesto will then be agreed, they are all hoping an announcement will not be made until Febuary 2010 as this will be a suitable time to see any affects the climate change has on the traditional deck chair.
•However, a loony insider has said the 99p coin and the 1 million pound note will be in the manifesto.
•ETHOS: Love, Freedom, Loony Party, Politics, Goodness, Caring, Sharing and making a Change for good in the community! What's Next is based in a tiny little village called Wraysbury, sandwiched between Heathrow and The River Thames. Wraysbury is the home of the Magna Carta signing and represents the beginning of Democracy in this country!
•WHY?: Because we can! Our Religion is love, NOT MONEY. We fund ourselves with sponsors and donations of time and money, Everything we do is GOOD and 4 Good in a non Violent Fashion.
•What's Next is our very own Hotel California, You can check out anytime but you can never leave. I.E. Screaming Lord Sutch is still our leader, only in Spirit. He has checked out but stays in touch through mediums in the party of which there are many. There is also large, extra large and small but we now sell more medium t-shirts than any other party, Which goes to show the rise in spiritualism in the World today and how the Loony party Movement has a clear handle on obesity. We should be the envy of ALL other parties....
•WHAT'S NEXT THE BAND: Headed by Crucial Chris Dowling, So named because he is crucial to every performance. There is never a set list of musicians or songs in the band, No one will ever know until it happens. Not even Chris knows What's Next until it actually happens. Rest assured its always a fantastic show!!
NOTICE: We are dedicating our space on this site to the launch of Crucial Chris' NEW SINGLE "me and my mate" & ALBUM "conversational tennis" which he has written with the band, The Brainchild.
•We will be updating the site regularly...
•WATCH THIS SPACE,.......SHIP,-------------->